Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess,
“I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One k*** from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel happy doing so.”

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying,
“I don’t THINK so.”

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