A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on.

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on.

The woman reporter shouted out “This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!”. Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, “I bet you $50 that the man’s gonna jump!” The blonde responds back “That’s a bet you have there!”.

So, both of the women stared at the news waiting to know what’s gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said “I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin’, I knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff.”

And the blonde says “Well, I did too! But I never would have thought that the man would do it again!”

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