A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off.

A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed “NO, DONT DO IT!”

In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the thinking she had to do to pick out a hairstyle. The hairdresser takes off the headphones and in a few minutes the blonde dies.

The hairdresser, shocked, then hears the headphones. It was repeating the words “Inhale… exhale…. inhale….. exhale….”

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