Steve got a job as a lumberjack

Steve got a job as a lumberjack.

And on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.”

Steve took the chainsaw, and at the end of the day his boss comes over.

“How many did you get?”, he asks.

“One”, Steve answers.

“wait, how is that possible?

I need you to cut down at least 10 tomorrow.”

And after the second day his boss comes over and asks: ”how many?”

Steve says: ”two”

“Hmm, maybe there’s something wrong with your chainsaw.

Let me take a look at it.” he then proceeds to turn it on.

Steve says: ”What’s that sound?

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