A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses.

A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses.

The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart.

So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help.

He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other.

She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back.

So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck.

She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor.

So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses.

She does and comes back a week later with cookies.

She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you.

Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

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