I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table.
I sent her a bottle of most expensive wine on the menu
She sends me a note,
“I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.”
So i wrote back,”
Return me the wine; As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
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