A guy walks into a bar with a dog and says, “This is a talking dog! I’ll bet anyone here $50 that he can talk.”
A patron says, “Alright, let’s hear it.”
The guy turns to his dog and asks, “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog says, “Roof!”
The patron groans. “That’s just a sound a dog makes. Try again.”
The guy asks, “Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”
The dog says, “Ruth!”
The patron angrily throws down his money and leaves.
The dog looks up at his owner and says, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”
