A man walks into a deli and orders a sandwich. The chef hands him the most beautiful sandwich he’s ever seen—crispy bread, layers of meat, melted cheese, and a secret sauce.
But as he’s about to take a bite, the sandwich whispers:
“Don’t eat me… I know what you did last Tuesday.”
The man drops the sandwich and staggers back. The chef sighs, picks it up, and says:
“Ugh, not again. The lettuce always spills the secrets.”
Turns out, the deli was right next to a therapist’s office… and the veggies were all in therapy for being too revealing.
