An Italian And A Polish Guy Are Walking Down The Beach

While walking they get a lot of attention from women, but it seems that all the women are interested in the Italian guy!

After the day was over the guys are hanging out and the Polish guy asks, “Ok, you have to tell me what’s going on, I’m not bad looking, I’m athletic and physically fit… what’s your secret? Why are they all into you?”

The Italian says, “Ok, tomorrow when we walk the beach, put a potato in your speedo.”

The Polish guy nods his head in understanding.

The next day they walk the beach again, but strangely it happens again! All the women are only interested in the Italian guy.

That evening the Polish guy asks him again, “Man, I did what you said and nothing… WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!”

The Italian guy says, “Ok bro, tomorrow, put the potato in the front.”

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