Three Legged Pig

A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs.

“Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied.

“One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath

That pig ran for help

He saved my life.”

“Oh, that’s how he lost his leg?” the neighbor drawled.

“No

One night my wife and I were sound asleep and the house caught on fire

That pig woke us up

He saved our lives!”

“So that’s how he lost his leg”, stated the neighbor.

“No, that wasn’t it” the farmer affirmed.

Exasperated, the neighbor demanded

“Then how did he lose his leg?”

The farmer replied,

“When you have a pig that good, you won’t eat it all at once!”

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