A Little Old Couple

A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the [email protected] movie channel:

He looked at her and asked

“Do you think we can still do that?”

“Well, we can sure try!” She answered.

So they shuffled off to the bedroom.

He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom.

When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.

“What are you doing, sweetheart?” He asked.

“Well.” She replied

“I thought if you couldn’t get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!”

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