The Husband Is Enjoying The After-Life

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Delora… Delora…”

“Is that you, Darling?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have s.x… I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have s.x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s.x a couple of times more.

Then I have lunch (you’ll be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s.x the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then it’s more s.x until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

“Oh, Darling! Are you in Heaven?”

“No – – I’m a rabbit somewhere in Montana.

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