Two thieves break into a house

Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the n@ked woman they find in there.

A startled, n@ked, man comes out of the bathroom, sees what’s happening and says, “Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go.”

The thiëves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, “Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that.”

The man replies, “I do, and she will be home any minute!”

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