A teacher told her students

A teacher told her students: “Whoever can tell me who said a famous quote will get Friday off!”

She asked: “Okay class, who said: ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’?”

Sally jumped up and shouted: “Franklin D. Roosevelt!”

“That’s correct, Sally! You can take Friday off!” 

But Sally smiled sweetly and said: “Thank you, but I’ll still come to school. Education is very important to me!” 

The teacher smiled and continued: “Alright, who said: ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”

Billy shouted: “John F. Kennedy!”

“Correct again, Billy! Enjoy your day off!” 

Billy replied: “Thanks, but I’ll be here too! I love learning!” 

The teacher laughed: “Wow, such dedication! Maybe no one wants a day off after all.”

Suddenly, little Johnny from the back of the class muttered something under his breath… then stood up and yelled:

“Who said ‘See you all on Monday!’?”

The teacher blinked, confused: “Who said that??”

Johnny grinned and shouted:

“ME! See you Monday!”

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