A teacher told her students: “Whoever can tell me who said a famous quote will get Friday off!”
She asked: “Okay class, who said: ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’?”
Sally jumped up and shouted: “Franklin D. Roosevelt!”
“That’s correct, Sally! You can take Friday off!”
But Sally smiled sweetly and said: “Thank you, but I’ll still come to school. Education is very important to me!”
The teacher smiled and continued: “Alright, who said: ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”
Billy shouted: “John F. Kennedy!”
“Correct again, Billy! Enjoy your day off!”
Billy replied: “Thanks, but I’ll be here too! I love learning!”
The teacher laughed: “Wow, such dedication! Maybe no one wants a day off after all.”
Suddenly, little Johnny from the back of the class muttered something under his breath… then stood up and yelled:
“Who said ‘See you all on Monday!’?”
The teacher blinked, confused: “Who said that??”
Johnny grinned and shouted:
“ME! See you Monday!”