He spends ages checking her out, but doesn’t have the nerve to speak to her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes hurtling out of its socket towards him. He reaches out, grabs it in the air and gives it back to her.
“Oh,l am so sorry, the woman says as she pops the eye back in. “Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.”
They enjoy a fantastic meal together then go to the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest thoughts and he shares his.
After paying for everything, she invites him back to her place. Next morning, she cooks them both a gourmet breakfast.
The man is amazed. You are the perfect woman, he says. Are you this nice to every man you meet?”
“No,’ she replies. You just happened to catch my eye.”
