Englishman: “That your Dog”..??
Welshman: “Aye”.
Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..??
Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.”
Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..??
Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”.
Welshman: (Look of Shock).
Englishman: Is this your Owner”..?? (Pointing at the Welshman).
Dog: “Yep.”
Englishman: How’s He Treating You”..??
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play.”
Welshman: (Look of Total Disbelief).
Englishman: “Mind if I Talk to your Horse”..??
Welshman: “Horse Don’t Talk”.
Englishman: “Hey Horse how’s it Going”..??
Horse: “Cool, Thanks”.
Welshman: (Extreme Look of Shock).
Englishman: “Is this your Owner”..?? (Pointing to the Welshman).
Horse: “Yep.”
Englishman: “How’s He Treating You”..??
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he Rides me, Brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice Stable to protect me from the Weather.”
Welshman: (Now a Look of Total Amazement).
Englishman: “Mind if I Talk to your Sheep”..??
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Welshman: “That Sheep’s a bloody Liar”..