A wife had been asking her husband to take care of a few things around the house, but he always seemed too busy or unwilling.

One day, she pointed out the overgrown lawn and asked, “Honey, the grass is getting so tall. Could you cut it?”

The husband sighed in frustration and replied, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?”

A day later, she noticed the kitchen faucet dripping and said, “The sink’s leaking. Can you fix it?”

Rolling his eyes, he grumbled, “What do I look like to you? A plumber?”

Another day passed, and the light bulb in the hallway went out. She asked, “Sweetheart, can you change the light bulb?”

Throwing his hands up, he said, “What am I, an electrician?”

A few days later, the husband came home and was shocked to find the lawn neatly mowed, the faucet fixed, and the light bulb shining brightly. Confused, he asked, “What happened here?”

His wife smiled and said, “Our new neighbor saw I needed help and offered to take care of it.”

Surprised, he asked, “Wow, that’s nice of him. How did you repay him?”

She replied with a shrug, “Oh, he gave me two options: bake him a cake or have s3x with him.”

Relieved, the husband laughed. “Well, I hope you made him a great cake!”

His wife smirked slyly. “What do you think I am, Betty Crocker?”