A husband with six kids thought he was clever. Instead of using his wife’s name, he started calling her “Mother of Six.”
At first, she laughed it off—thought it was cute.
But over the years, the novelty wore off.
Every day:
“Mother of Six, what’s for dinner?”
“Mother of Six, grab me a beer!”
She rolled her eyes so much they almost got stuck.
Then one night at a party, he raised his voice across the room and shouted,
“Hey! Mother of Six, time to head home!”
Without missing a beat, she shot back just as loud:
“Be right there, Father of Four!”
The room went dead silent.
And that was the last time he ever forgot her name.
