Don’t Mess with Seniors!

Two young businessmen in Florida were taking a break in their soon-to-open store at the mall. The place was still empty, with just a few shelves and display racks set up.

One of them chuckled and said, “I bet any second now, some old-timer is gonna walk by, press his face against the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, moments later, a senior gentleman strolled up, peered through the glass, and knocked. Then, in a loud voice, he asked, “What are y’all sellin’ here?”

One of the young men, feeling a little cheeky, replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”

Without missing a beat, the old man shot back, “Well, business must be good—you’ve only got two left!”

Lesson learned: never underestimate a senior!

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