A young blonde bride calls her mother, sobbing uncontrollably.
“Mom, Robert doesn’t appreciate anything I do for him!”
Her mother tries to soothe her. “Now, sweetheart, I’m sure it’s just a misunderstanding.”
“No, Mom, you don’t get it! I bought a frozen turkey roll, and he completely lost it over the price!”
Her mother scoffs. “That cheapskate! Those turkey rolls only cost a few bucks!”
“No, Mom, it wasn’t the price of the turkey… it was the airplane ticket.”
“Airplane ticket? Why on earth did you need a plane ticket?”
“Well, the instructions said, ‘Prepare from a frozen state’… so I flew to Alaska!”
