A blonde was tired of all the blonde jokes and people questioning her intelligence.
So, she decided to change things up—she cut and dyed her hair, got a makeover, and took off for a drive in the countryside.
While cruising along, she came across a large herd of sheep blocking the road. Curious, she stopped her car and walked over to the shepherd.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, can I take one home?” she asked.
The shepherd chuckled, thinking there was no way she’d get it right. “Sure, why not?”
Without hesitation, she said, “171.”
Shocked, the shepherd nodded. “That’s exactly right! Go ahead and pick one.”
Excited, she wandered through the herd, found one she adored, and started cuddling it.
As she was about to leave, the shepherd smirked and said, “Okay… if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my animal back?”
She thought for a moment and agreed.
The shepherd grinned. “You’re a blonde. Now… can I have my dog back?”