A young couple took their three-year-old son

A young couple took their three-year-old son to see Dr. Cohen. Hesitantly, they explained that while their little angel seemed perfectly healthy, they were a bit concerned… about his rather small mickey.

After a quick examination, the doctor nodded confidently. “No problem! Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. That should do the trick.”

The next morning, the boy came to the breakfast table and saw a huge stack of warm bagels piled high with cream cheese.

“Wow, Mom!” he exclaimed. “Are these all for me?”

His mother smiled and said, “Take two, sweetie. The rest are for your father.”

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