Ed and Nancy met on a singles cruise, and from the moment Ed laid eyes on her, he was smitten. When they returned home and realized they lived just a few miles apart, Ed was over the moon. Wasting no time, he began asking her out right away.
Within weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. With each date more amazing than the last, Ed became convinced—Nancy was his soulmate.
To celebrate the one-month anniversary of their first dinner aboard the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to an elegant restaurant. As they sipped cocktails and waited for their salads, Ed cleared his throat and said, “Nancy, I think you can tell—I’m completely in love with you. But before we take the next step, I need to be upfront about something. Before I reach into my jacket for a certain little box and ask you a life-changing question, there’s something you should know. I’m a total golf fanatic. I play, I read about it, I watch it on TV—I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s a problem, now’s the time to speak up.”
Nancy took a deep breath and smiled. “Ed, that won’t be a problem at all. I love you just the way you are, and I love golf too! But since we’re being completely honest… I should tell you that for the last five years, I’ve been a hooker.”
Ed blinked, then leaned in and said, “Well, that’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you swing.”
