What do you think you’re doing?

A husband and wife are grocery shopping when the husband grabs a case of Budweiser and drops it into the cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” the wife asks.

“It’s on sale—only ten bucks for a case,” he replies.

“We can’t afford that. Put it back,” she demands.

With a sigh, he returns the beer to the shelf, and they continue shopping. A few minutes later, the wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and places it in the cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” the husband asks.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” she says matter-of-factly.

The husband smirks. “So does the Budweiser, and it’s half the price.”

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