A 75-year-old woman sat at the bar in Rusty Anchor’s Tavern, waiting for her husband. As she sipped her wine, a strikingly handsome man walked in, radiating confidence. He took a seat a few stools down, and she couldn’t help but notice how attractive he was—so much so that she found herself staring.

After a moment, the man caught her eye. With a charming smile, he stood and approached her. Before she could apologize for staring, he leaned in and, with a smooth, velvety voice, said, “I’ll do anything you want—anything you can imagine, no matter how wild or unusual. I’ll make it happen. All I ask is $50 in cash. And there’s one more condition.”

Still in shock, she managed to ask, “What’s the condition?”

He smiled knowingly and leaned closer. “You have to tell me what you want in just three words.”

The woman paused, her mind racing. Then, with a calm expression, she reached into her purse, pulled out $50, and placed it in his hand.

Looking him straight in the eye with a sly grin, she slowly said, “Mow my lawn.”