Two men were having an excruciatingly slow round of golf. The two women playing ahead of them seemed to hit every sand trap, water hazard, and rough on the course. To make matters worse, they didn’t follow proper golf etiquette and let the men play through.
After two hours of frustration, one man said,
“I’ve had enough. I’m going to ask them to let us play through.”
He started walking toward the women, but halfway there, he stopped, turned around, and came back.
Looking embarrassed, he said,
“I can’t do it. One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Maybe you should go instead.”
The second man nodded and began walking toward the women. But just like his friend, he stopped halfway, turned around, and walked back.
With a sheepish grin, he said,
“Small world!”