Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher:…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so…
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked.“Sonny, can you…
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said…
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said,“Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and…
An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest
An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son“I want you to have all the…
A bunch of boys decide to go cow-tipping
A bunch of boys decide to go cow-tipping…They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and…
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,“I once was a handsome prince…
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender,“Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so…
An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer
An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer.He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from his Saturday…
Little Johnny failed his math test
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home…