The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet.The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After checking Little…

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls.To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the ball with…

A little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means.His father is quite shocked, and replies, “Well, uh… you go there…

A lady goes into a pet store one day. “I’m really lonely,” she says to the clerk. “I need a pet to keep me company.” “Well,” replies…

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them…

A man was complaining about the local police to his neighbor. “I’m sick of the cops in this town telling me how to drive when they are…

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have…

After a two-week criminal trial in a very high-profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ends its fourteen hours of deliberations and enters the courtroom to deliver…

A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat,” he explains, “is slowly killing us. Red meats…