A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly
Man#1 is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog. And…
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and…
A married man and his secretary are having an affair
A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary’s apartment for an…
A husband & wife are talking
A husband & wife are talking.Husband: “How many times have you cheated on me?”Wife: “Only twice.” Husband: “Tell me about them.”Wife: “Remember when you were very sick,…
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side…
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.He asks…
A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror
A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror. He thought,…
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his…
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road, so…
An Irishman was walking home late at night
An Irishman was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker…