Husband gets home and tells his wife

Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get me…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted…

A man is lying on the beach

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…

A blonde

A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn’t move at all. She tried…

A priest offered a Nun a lift

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….

Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool

Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the…

Steve got a job as a lumberjack

Steve got a job as a lumberjack. And on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve took…

Husband (So Funny)

Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving…

A Wife, husband, and maid funny story

A wife goes on a trip for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious,…

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…