The manager hired a new secretary
The manager hired a new secretary.She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.While leaving the room, she courteously…
The children were lined
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The…
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering…
The guy goes every day to the same diner
The guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…
A little boy walks into his parent’s room
A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.The mom sees her son and quickly…
A little boy wanted $100 badly
A little boy wanted $100 badlyand prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.When the…
A man and his wife were traveling
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol…
As the crowded elevator descended
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at…
Two boys were talking
Two boys were talking and one said to the other,“There is an easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?” the boy replied,…
A priest was talking to a group of kids
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven.At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want…