A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door
A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door. In a panic she told her boyfriend “Hurry,…
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big…
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something…
I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing
”I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. “Pop, what…
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? ‘The principal’s eyes opened…
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…
A man had four sons from different mothers
A man had four sons from different mothers… Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad & Dominic, Now his son’s called for a meeting with their father to ask him why…
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one…
An 83-year-old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane
An 83-year-old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had…
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signaled…