Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents: “How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought you…
Are waiting at the bus stop
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives….
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name.“Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The officer…
Blonde in store
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?“ The clerk replies, “That…
Husband’s Impressive Rejection
Wife: “I’m so happy. I was at the doctor and he told me that, for a 40-year-old woman, I still have the breasts of an 18-year-old girl”…
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt…
Two little boys were known troublemakers
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands on, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys…
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do…