Drunk man reading a newspaper

The Priest Couldn’t Believe It When The Drunk Man Said This

… and was disgusted to see a drunk man reading a newspaper sitting across from him.

The dishevelled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo of a naked lady on it and he reeked of alcohol.

The drunk stared at the priest for a few minutes and then blurted out, “Father, what causes migraines and kidney stones?”

The priest glared at the man and said, “Spending time with loose women and drinking alcohol!”

The drunk grunted and went quietly back to his newspaper.

After a moment, the priest felt bad and said, “I am sorry.  How long have you had these issues for?”

The drunk belched and replied “Nah, it’s not me, I’m fine.  I just read in the paper that the Pope does.”

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