A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend—a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller known for keeping cool under pressure.
On their honeymoon, he decides it’s time to set the tone.
“Look, babe,” he says, laying down the law. “My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land—no questions. I’ll sleep when I can, party with the crew when I want, and if a flight delay keeps me overnight, you deal with it. And when I’m home? I expect peace. Understood?”
She calmly sips her coffee, nods, and says sweetly:
“Totally fair.”
Then she leans in with a smile.
“Just so you know—takeoffs around here happen nightly at 9 PM. No delays. No reroutes. And tower control always clears the runway.”
