An Old Snake Is Feeling His Age
“Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in…
A married couple wakes up …
A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work…
Little Johnny raised his hand
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…
“But my wife won’t like it”
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and…
A woman meets a man in a bar
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows…
A shot of whiskey every night before bed
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills…
3 Toilets
There were 3 men who wanted to buy toilets, so they went to the nearest store and were looking at the new designs of the toilets. The first…
A married man was having …
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s…
Fish goes to the doctor
Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…
Is your date running late?
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks…