Bubba, what’s your secret?
One weekend, a husband was in the bathroom shaving, minding his own business, when Bubba—the neighborhood teenager hired to mow their lawn—popped by to use the restroom….
Jenny had married Roger
Jenny had married Roger, a man much older than her. Concerned about his health, she decided they should have separate bedrooms after the wedding to ensure he…
An elderly woman at the grocery store
An elderly woman walked up to the checkout counter at the grocery store and said to the young clerk, “I’d like to buy half a head of…
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…
A tough-guy husband marries
A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…
How I’ve stayed so healthy at this age?
In a small, picturesque village, a couple was widely admired for their astonishing vitality. The husband, an impressive 102 years old, and his wife, a sprightly 98,…
A little girl approached her father
A little girl approached her father and said, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her dad replied, “But honey, you *do*…
Dolly and Ruby were sitting on a park bench
Two old ladies, Dolly and Ruby, were sitting on a park bench, chatting about their grandchildren. Dolly sighed, “You know, every year, I send each of my…
Adults have deep, dark secrets
Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep, dark secrets and can be easily manipulated. Always curious, Johnny decided to test this theory. When he…
How old are you, Johnny?
At the bus stop, 6-year-old Johnny stands beside his mum as they wait. She leans down and whispers, “I’ll buy a ticket for myself, but if the…