He Told The Jeweller He Wanted a Special Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a…
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….
She Asked If He Would Remarry …
When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…
A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…
Thanksgiving Meal
A young woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving dinner. This is to be her first time meeting his family, and she is very nervous….
Good Trade!
Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As…
A Female Secretary Was Helping Boss
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log…
You Are A Nun – Funny
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…
The Alphabet
One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently. He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the…
The Wife Calls Her Scientist Husband
The wife calls her Scientist Husband. “Honey ! It’s Saturday night you are late”… Husband: “I am busy with my team in an experiment. ”Wife: “What’s that…