Two blonds decided to go shopping
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car,…
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You…
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when…
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church. The woman eventually becomes exhausted and falls asleep. When the husband becomes aware of this,…
A man was forced to take a day off
A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after…
A young school teacher ran into a friend she hadn’t seen since they were teenagers
A young school teacher ran into a friend she hadn’t seen since they were teenagers. With eyes aglow, the school teacher said to her friend, “Guess what?…
Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband
Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom…
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that Irish cop because he…
A crusty old man walks into a bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg…
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have…