The tèènāge granddaughter
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like…
I’m a Light Bulb
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad! ”He climbs up…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
New Joke – a married man was visiting his girlfriend when she
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…
A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…
Jeenny’s Friend
Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said.‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the next day…
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…
One Day He Found His Wife Naked
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires….
A poor man told his wife
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
Before Paddy
Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…