The guy goes to a weight loss clinic
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs.The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman…
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.“The food and service were great!” he said. His friend asked,…
A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the…
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs.One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.”Undeterred, the first guy…
A shopkeeper was dismayed
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…
A police officer pulls over a driver
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat…
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.” A few minutes…
A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter said, “you can’t come in here… you have to go to…
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they…
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.“There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if…