Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to…
There’s something I have to know
If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let…
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…
I’m now banned from that supermarket
Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,…
An old man walks into a jewelry store
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…
Man’s Best Shopper
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
A woman and a genie lamp
A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp. She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie…
A man wasn’t happy with his wife’s cat
A man wasn’t happy with his wife’s cat so he decided to do something about it. The problem was, he didn’t really think ahead and in the…
A young couple had just gotten married
A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…