A Blind Man Enters A Ladies Bar By Mistake
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,…
A Attorney Telephoned The Governor
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up…
A Police Officer Was Waiting Along
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren’t as many violators this day as usual. The State…
So I Did
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly…
A Tourist Walked Into A Pet Shop
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to…
Little Johnny And His Etiquette
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how…
A Spanish Captain Was Walking On His Ship
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!” The captain replies calmly, “Go…
A Man Wanted To Become A Monk
The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.” The man agreed and after the first…
A Woman And Baby Are In The Doctors
A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies,…
Grandpa And Grandma Always Got Very Excited
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday once…