A Third Grade Teacher Asked
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went first,…
A Brunette, Redhead, And Blonde
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out…
The Mystery Of Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances…
Test For Insanity
During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “It’s…
A Young Man Was Showing Of His New Sportscar
A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If i do 200 km/h, will you take all…
Wife Have Been Unfaithful To Husband Three Times
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will be…
Oh My God This Can’T Be
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God bless…
An Elderly Couple Was Just Settled
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
All The Good Knights Were Leaving For The Crusades
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in…
There Are 500 Bricks On A Plane
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane One falls off How many are left? A: 499 Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant…