Saint Peter asked the first officer

Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”

“I was a police officer,” he responded.

“What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.

“I was a vice officer. I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.

”Welcome to heaven

You may end the gates.

”He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.

“I was a traffic officer,” said the man.

“I kept the roads and highways safe.”

“Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates.”

He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.

“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.“Wonderful!

I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter.

“I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?

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