A blind man accidentally wanders into a Ladies’ Bar and finds his way to a stool. He orders a drink and enjoys the atmosphere for a bit.
After a while, he calls out, “Hey, anyone wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar falls silent.
Then, in a deep, intimidating voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know five things:
1 – The bartender is a blonde.
2 – The bouncer is a blonde.
3 – I’m a six-foot, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.
4 – The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5 – The lady on your other side is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
So, do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man pauses for a moment, then shakes his head.
“Nah,” he says, “not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
