A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant.
They’re having a great time, so they leave their waitress a massive tip. Overjoyed, the waitress leans in and whispers, “I have a secret. In the women’s restroom, there’s a magical mirror. If you tell it something true, you’ll be rewarded. But if you lie… poof—you disappear.”
Intrigued, the three women rush to the restroom.
The brunette steps up first, smirking. “I think I’m the most beautiful person in this restaurant.” Poof! A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead, not to be outdone, confidently declares, “I think I’m the smartest person in this restaurant.” Instantly, a Lamborghini key materializes in her purse.
Finally, the blonde, practically bouncing with excitement, steps up. “I think—” Poof!
She’s never seen again.
