A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane

A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence. He offers her 10 to 1 odds: for every question she can’t answer, she owes him $5, but for every question he can’t answer, he’ll give her $50. She agrees, and the game begins!

The lawyer asks, “What’s the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

The blonde hands him $5, no questions asked.

Then it’s her turn: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?”

The lawyer is totally stumped. He spends hours Googling, making calls, but he can’t find the answer. Finally, frustrated, he gives up and hands her $50.

The blonde puts the $50 in her purse, and the lawyer says, “Okay, what’s the answer?”

Without saying a word, the blonde hands him $5.

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