A blonde was struggling to sell her old car

A blonde was struggling to sell her old car because it had 340,000 miles on it. Frustrated, she mentioned her problem to her brunette coworker at the bar.

The brunette leaned in and said, “There’s a way to sell it easier… but it’s not exactly legal.”

The blonde shrugged, “I don’t care about that. I just need to sell this car!”

The brunette smirked, “Alright, here’s what you do. Go to my friend’s repair shop—he can roll back the odometer to 40,000 miles. Then you won’t have any trouble selling it.”

Excited, the blonde followed the plan and got the odometer adjusted.

A month later, the brunette saw her and asked, “So, did you sell your car?”

The blonde grinned, “Are you kidding? No way! It only has 40,000 miles on it now!”

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