A childish Thing!

Two men in their 80s were driving down the road when they heard a commercial for Ex-Lax wrap up with the slogan, “Feel young again.”

John looked over at Sylvester and said, “Maybe we should pull over and grab a bottle of that stuff!”

Sylvester nodded, so they stopped and each took two tablespoons of Ex-Lax before heading back on the road.

After driving about a mile, Sylvester asked, “So, John, feeling younger yet?”

“No, not really,” John replied.

They decided to stop once more, each taking another four tablespoons before driving off again. A couple of miles later, Sylvester asked, “How about now, John? Do you feel younger?”

John thought for a moment, then said, “Not sure about younger, but I definitely just did something pretty childish!”

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